Chode Mug This one isn’t for the

This one isn’t for the first impression

• Smoking cigs in the garage with the boys

Not dramatically—just enough to make the room feel different

It feels cozy

this poster guarantees that no wall will ever be accused of being boring again

Chode Mug This one isn’t for theMornings are supposed to be simple. Coffee. Silence. Maybe a little peace. Then you pick this up. A black mug. Solid. Comfortable in your hand. Looks completely normaluntil it rotates just enough and the word hits: CHODE. No buildup. No context. Just sitting there like its been part of your routine the whole time. You take a sip. Someone across the table reads it. Theres a pausejust long enough to register that something has gone slightly off script.