The Lanai - San Mateo, CA - Vintage Tiki Bar - Unisex Sweatshirt la crosse Distressed cream text reads "I

Distressed cream text reads "I WANNA GET LAID" in large arched vintage serif lettering

Distressed white block text in a bold sans-serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines

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The Lanai - San Mateo, CA - Vintage Tiki Bar - Unisex Sweatshirt la crosse Distressed cream text reads "IThe Lanai stood as San Mateo's gateway to Polynesian escape, opening during the mid century tiki boom of the 1950s. Along the California peninsula, it carried the same exotic promise that swept the Bay Area after the war. Places like this turned a suburban evening into something transportive, one mai tai at a time. Part of our Vintage Tiki collection, celebrating the defunct golden era bars of yesteryear. The Details: Golden yellow bamboo style