Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt retrocomputer and a tense wide-eyed stare

and a tense wide-eyed stare

Inspired by Fletch

Signing off with wartime broadcast gravity while your suit reeks of Sex Panther takes a special kind of delusion

Declaring yourself not a cop on a shirt is the most cop thing since asking if anyone knows where to buy drugs

White script text reads "McFly" with bold white block letters reading "SKATE CO" and "THE ORIGINAL" beneath

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt retrocomputer and a tense wide-eyed stareAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each