Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal and the universe decided his

and the universe decided his punishment was kneeling in George McFly's driveway forever

Pig Burgers serves a super quarter pounder on soaked wax paper with a side of existential crisis

followed by "Charles 'Chappy' Sinclair" and "COL USAF · AIR FORCE RESERVE" in smaller lettering

offer him a cheeseburger or this T-Shirt (which he won't wear)

Apparently the holidays need more cowbell

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal and the universe decided hisEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads