Charles DeMar - Pure Snow! - Unisex T-Shirt aspen Arched dark navy outlined text

Arched dark navy outlined text reads "UPS-N-DOWNS" above a large olive-gold circle framing a vintage pin-up style illustration of a woman in a flared skirt and lace-up roller skates

Dimensional layered shadows shift from golden-yellow behind the top word

Dialing 555-2368 means the yellow pages under "exterminators" didn't cover your particular problem

Capitalism never needed a boardroom when it had that thin

A weathered white clenched solidarity fist in a vintage protest poster style sits centered below

Charles DeMar - Pure Snow! - Unisex T-Shirt aspen Arched dark navy outlined textCharles De Mar treating a ski slope like his personal vaudeville stage while screaming about snow purity is the most honest thing any 80s character ever did. Nobody stopped him because nobody outranks that level of commitment. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: A cartoon portrait of Charles De Mar depicts a grinning figure in a black top hat, formal coat, and golden yellow tie, surrounded by white dots resembling falling snow. Distressed white