Don't Stop Believin' Santa Unicorn - Unisex Hoodie phoenix Playing in the Southern League

Playing in the Southern League

Curved blue text reads "FALL RIVER" above large flowing blue script reading "Cascades" with an elongated swooping tail

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Don't Stop Believin' Santa Unicorn - Unisex Hoodie phoenix Playing in the Southern LeagueSanta riding a unicorn is what happens when two myths pool their resources and decide credibility was never the point. Combining maximum implausibility with maximum confidence is honestly an underrated life strategy. The Details: Golden yellow script text reads "Don't Stop" above larger golden yellow retro serif text reading "Believin'." Below, a detailed cartoon illustration depicts Santa Claus riding a galloping white unicorn with a golden horn,