I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL White and light blue text

White and light blue text reads "Golf and Elmhurst Roads

Seven locations

and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame

standing right across from Canter's in the heart of Los Angeles

In a city already devoted to the game

I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL White and light blue textPerformative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point. The Details: Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in