Happy St. Pat's Day - Long Sleeve T-Shirt twin falls An advanced civilization took one

An advanced civilization took one look at us and decided we weren't worth the probe

with bold white serif text below reading "PANTS

it served the working crews and dreamers alike

with a baseball as the nucleus at the top and a yellow star at the bottom

Distressed red text reads "PEDRO CERRANO'S" above two crossed baseball bats with red furry coverings on the barrels

Happy St. Pat's Day - Long Sleeve T-Shirt twin falls An advanced civilization took oneNaming a holiday after yourself is the kind of power move most people can only dream about. Pat finally got his day, and the only requirement is showing up with shamrocks and a smirk. The Details: Distressed white text reading "HAPPY ST. PAT'S DAY!" arcs in a circular arrangement, with small shamrock accents placed between words. A weathered white portrait illustration of a smirking man is centered within the ring of text, rendered in a vintage screen