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" Stacked white block text below reads "INDEPENDENCE" over "BITCHES LOVE INDEPENDENCE

Bold sans-serif white text reads "SISTER" at the bottom

The cursive and tasteful attribution are doing more heavy lifting than the actual punchline

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