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White cursive script reads "Rubes" alongside the mascot

Spilling sodium is just passive-aggressive seasoning at this point

Red cursive script reads "The Penguin" at the top

but the commitment to the bit earns more respect than actual attractiveness ever could

Wendy Peffercorn's Lifeguard Training - Unisex Tank Top summer VHS tapes ruled American livingSquints didn't fake that drowning, he executed a masterclass in strategic commitment with zero exit plan. Enrolling in a program where the curriculum is lotioning, oiling, and smiling is basically a degree in delusion. Inspired by The Sandlot. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "PEFFERCORN'S" above teal script reading "Est" and white text reading